What are the dreams of the blind like?

If all Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?

Which will keep you drier, running through the rain or walking?

The Straight Dope: home of Cecil Adams’ weekly question and answer column “fighting ignorance since 1973 (It’s taking longer than we thought)”.

What’s Cecil really like?

“Only his editors really know.
When you ask them, their eyes glaze, their bodies become rigid, and they start to spit.
They are struggling to express their joy, we figure. More than that we cannot say.”.