“If you’re driving down the highway with your girlfriend, a really cute thing to do when you pass a smokestack is to naively ask her if that building is a cloud factory.“. (Sometimes Clouds Just Look Like Clouds, from Defunker)
“We still get about two or three emails a week telling us that we’re idiots for mixing up countries.”.

From the top:
Life shirt, detail, from Defunker. “It’s life, and it happens to the best of us.”;
Greece shirt, detail, from Busted Tees.